Luda>>> Kanye?

No, not really at all, but when it comes to the song On Top Of The World, yes he is. Paper Trail was pretty easily the best hip-hop album of last year, and it's due to decisions like this one, TI taking Kanye off this song and replacing him with Luda, who in turn made this song his bitch. Anyways check out the unreleased version of On Top Of The World.

I'm assuming you all have heard the CD version because, like I said, it is really good and if you don't have it your a fuckface.

Kanye's On Top Of The World Verse- Whatever
Luda's- Sooo Sick

Make Amends

Anybody the least bit apprised of the Jay-Z and Nas beef or even of Jay's voice should get a good laugh from these vids. Part 1 is LQTM worthy while Part 2 is likely to make you audibly laugh. Scotty and I geeked the fuck out to these once before and I hope it does the same for you.


I'm out... smooches.

Jay-Z Apology Vids- Sick

Pharaoh Perk To Wed

Kendrick Perkins miraculously was able to convince a woman to marry him according to this Boston Globe report. Don't know if this girl knows what she is getting herself into. Perk is a chronic complainer to referees and is probably no different in relationships. He'll most likely get caught cheating on her and he'll put his hands over his heads in defense, and literally believe in his own mind he did nothing wrong. Obviously he isn't able to get anything done without his boy Rajon on the court so real life is no different, and RR is slated as a groomsmen for the wedding. Perkins is probably going to forget the words during the ceremony and Rajon will have to pass him the written version of his wedding vows. The real reason this is newsworthy is because the wedding is scheduled for the same time as the USA Basketball team's minicamp. Both Rondo and Perk had been invited to try out, but Perkins has decided eternal love is more important, not that he was going to make the team anyways. Rondo also declined. It would have been cool to see Rondo on the USA team, but it would have drained his energy for the 2010 and 2012 seasons. This way he will be 100% focused on the Celtics when he is inevitably their best player by that point, and the Big 3 has been disassembled and become geezer like.

Rondo Not Playing On The USA Team- Pretty Sick

My Favorite Songs

I've spent the past couple days assembling this playlist on my I-Tunes music player which lists my 100 favorite/best songs in order. Unfortunately screenshots are unable to capture the entire playlist so you only get the top 38. No one probably cares to see this but I personally love lists and I just wanted you all to get an idea of what my favorite songs are, and then you can all get mad at me for having a shitty list. Click on it so you can actually see it and shit.

This Makes Me Hapy

The above photo makes me cream my pants even more in anticipation of Lupe's upcoming album. Soundtrakk is a dope in-house producer for Lupe undoubtedly, but I like the fact that he's looking for a new sound. The one time Lupe and the Neptune's collaboed before the song was kinda lackluster, I Gotcha, so there's really nowhere to go but up. This tweet also gets my juices flowing pretty good.

In the studio with Lupe Fiasco.....Pharell is Still a beast! Krayzie you need to get on this song tonite! Fire!!

Krayzie is referring to a rapper from Bone Thugs and Harmony, and while I don't really listen to them, pretty much reading anything about this album will put a smile on my face.


I know this picture is mad blurry and shit, and could very well be two random fuckwits, but the internet tells me it's Drake and Jay-Z and I choose to believe that. Drizzy also kinda sorta confirmed it through this article.

Drizzy’s already been in the studio with Jay-Z and super-producer Just Blaze, as well as Kanye and Young Jeezy according to MTV News.

This expression is usually reserved for emphasizing the hotness of girls but I'm gonna say it anyway, fuh-fuh-fuh-fuh.

These Potential Collaborations- Sickest Thing Ever

Just Dropping In

Work sucks and I hate growing up and I wish we were all still in 8th grade going to Park Street every day and playing truth or dare with girls and thinking making out was the greatest thing of all time (the departed). That's my excuse for not posting in a month. Evenways, being the free lance concert blogger that I've become, I'm just droppin' in to post about my upcoming concert - Asher Roth, B.o.B. (I don't know if he's officially Bobby Ray now or if he even likes it or if he's ashamed of it), Kid CuDi, and 88 keyz on July 14th at the House of Blues in Boston. You may be thinking, Skittles didn't you go to a concert there with Kid CuDi performing and you sat directly next to Rajon Rondo? That's right kids. I did. But this concert should be a good time.

Authentic Australian Shit #4... I Think

I've lost count of my AA Shit posts but this ad definitely deserves to be shared. Carlton kinda sucks compared to Tooheys but this commercial sold me and I assure you I will purchase a Carlton this Wednesday to reward the geniuses who made this commercial.

Big Ad- Sooo Sick

Puppet Lebron=Massive Cokehead

Ummmmmm, yea. I may be a bit late on this commercial and I'm not exactly sure if they're airing this on television, but is it just me or does that chalk remind anyone else of something a tad more sinister? I realize that LeBron is being purported and built up to be a lot of things, but I didn't realize Tony Montana in the last scene of Scarface was one of the figures his marketing people were looking to emulate. What's even more shocking is that this commercial was made by Nike, a company that employs LeBron and one would think a company that would try and keep LeBron in the best of graces, not portray him as a giddy coked out young whippersnapper who's just happy to be in the playoffs. Maybe that $90 million contract was the beginning of a bad habit for the King, and cocaine is the secret to his success.

This Commercial- Pretty Shitty

P.S.- The Cavs should stop losing, and LeBron's teammates should start helping him.

Cavs Being Down 2-1- Shitty

P.Sssss.- I have finally downloaded Mike Posner's mixtape A Matter of Time, it only took me, well, a matter of time(HAHAHAHAHA), but it is met with my stamp of approval. That makes Mike 3 for 3 with Metacricket contributors, his PR team must be going crazy as this feat is equal to getting 5 Mics in The Source or a 10 on Pitchfork or some shit. The mixtape does not require a rating as it has been reviewed to death on this blog, and I am mad late on it.

"Come On Leon"

First hand evidence of the impact Lebron is having on the city of Cleveland. Uplifting the city one news-team at a time. Make sure to check the dude jumping for joy behind the blinds in the background.

Watch This Entire Video

There are no words to describe the hilarity that is this video.

George Brett's shit pants story - Greatest Thing of All-Time (The Departed)

David Eckstein: Overrated, or One of the Best Ever?

David Eckstein has been chronically overrated for years now, but this is just out of hand. Listen to what Padres color man Mark Grant had to say after Eckstein made this crafty, scrappy, short, white guy play:

Definitely a great play, but does it make him one of the greatest players ever to play the game of baseball? Are we choosing to overlook the fact that he failed to catch a routine pop-up?

David Eckstein - Apparently The Greatest Thing of All-Time (The Departed)

This Would Kinda Suck

Despite the fact that Kobe is a huge Deutsche Bag Championship and pretty much everyone else on the Lakers is a big faghole as well, I am rooting for the Lakers to win their series against the Nuggets. In game, I find it impossible to root for them and was happy as fuck when they lost yesterday, but in the big picture I hope the Lakers pull it out. This is assuming Lebron and the Cavs can turn it around and beat the Magicians, the Cavs are also being fickle and uncooperative to my NBA playoff wishes by losing game one and shit. Seeing Kobe and Lebron face off in the finals would be like mind/dick-blowingly amazing. They would have possibly 7 games going at each other, at least one of those would have to be of epic and historic proportions where they both go for 50+ and be draining ridiculously ill advised pull up jumpers from like 10 feet beyond the arch. Who wouldn't enjoy that? Not to mention the boost it would give the NBA. The Celtics and Lakers brought it back from the dead last year, and this series would be the culmination of it returning to it's glory days.
If the Lakers were to lose and the Cavs move on, I suppose I can live with that cause Melo and Billups are tearing shit up this season and that would no doubt be a damn good series as well. But Magic-Nuggets would be the worst series ever ever ever, and I wouldn't watch a game of it. Not that I'm gonna be able to watch a game of the Finals anyways. It would also be shitty if the Lakers were to actually beat the Cavs in the Finals because I enabled them to get to the finals with my restrained fandom for this series. Were gonna pretend like the scenario of a Lakers-Magic finals is an impossibility. All I want is for the Cavs to beat the Lakers in a 7 game series in the finals, one of which those games has Lebron and Kobe going for 50+ and ends in Lebron hitting a ballin ass game winner. Is that too much to ask?

Magic-Nuggets Finals- Really Shitty
Nuggets-Cavs Finals- Sick
Lakers-Cavs Finals- Sickest Thing Ever

David Ortiz Does Still Know How To Hit

Surprisingly, David Ortiz went yard in the Red Sox 8-3 win over the Blue Jays yesterday. It will be a mere 150 at bats before his next homer. It saddens me that I have to make light of this situation that is, in reality, causing me much distress. I love David Ortiz, and would gladly bear his children. Seeing him become the joke of the league makes me want to bite my pillow(whatever the hell that means). Anyone heard from Louis? He taking the summer off from this shit? Guess I'll have to continue to treat the crick like some shoulder pads.

David Ortiz This Year- Really Shitty

Lebron Defies The Laws Of Angles

Mathematically that shot is pretty much impossible, but I obviously just watched the vid to check Lebron practicing shirtless. Cavs in 5.

Celtics Losing To The Magic- Really Shitty
Now Being Able To Full On Root For Lebron- Sick

Don't Do It Thibby

I like Doc Rivers. I really do. I think he is an incredibly motivational leader and manages the personalities of the Big 3 spectacularly. Ubuntu was a stroke of genius last year and the fact that he got a bunch of grown men to buy into that system was remarkable, without Doc no way the Celts win it all in 08...... buuuuuut we all know that the Celtic defense was the main reason they were able to take the ship, and that Tom Thibodeau is the mastermind behind that historically good defense. That is why reading this article is so concerning. If the Thibster were to leave that would pretty much eliminate any chances the Green would have in 2010. When the Big Three was formed I said they had three years to win a title. Luckily for us they did in their first shot. Assuming Doc is able to keep their minutes down and keep the Big 3 healthy, next year is the last chance this team will have before the HOFers start to fade and Rajon officially takes the reins. That's why I would love for Tom to stick around just one more year, pretty please. No offense to Doc but the offense pretty much takes care of itself on this team so he really doesn't have to work on that, but seeing him try and draw up defensive schemes is not anything I wanna see in the foreseeable future. Anyways, just stay one more year Timmy so we can at least have a chance in hell against King.

Tom Thibodeau's Defense- Sickest Thing Ever