My theory

My theory busts.

Verdict:

My theory: Greatest Thing of All-Time (The Departed)

Maybe, Maybe Not, Maybe Fuck Yaself

There's a reason why The Departed is in parenthesis after greatest thing of all time on the ranking system, and needless to say it is. With the words fuck and cunt being said at least 438,367 times, how could it not be? This crime thriller weaves together the lives of a bunch of badass Irish dudes in a tale of crooked cops and Boston mobsters. Marky Mark plays the biggest badass of all, his dialogue accounting for at least half of the swear tally mentioned earlier. Remember when Leo used to be a huge pussyface after he was in Titanic and shit, well all that is forgotten after this movie. His rooftop beatdown of Matt Damon is probably the best part of the movie. Jack Nicholson throws coke on a bed and subsequently fucks a couple of dimepieces on it. The only thing that exceeds the swear tally in this movie is the body count(not really, but hey, the theme of this blog is exaggeration), and everyone seems to be killed in unexpected and badass fashion. Thats all you really need to know about the movie. If you haven't already seen it your obviously a two-faced faggot.
The Departed- Greatest Thing of all Time