Facebook Can Predict The Future

In the midst of my daily Facebook perusing I happened to catch something strange. My friend Michael Johnson from school wrote on the wall for one of our Facebook groups. And here's what it said, "Michael Johnson wrote at 1:43am tomorrow." Any nonbelievers out there? Check it, bitch.



That's right, Mike has yet to write that. There was obviously a glitch in the matrix that caused a problem in the space time continuum, and enabled Facebook the ability to predict the future. I'm gonna go look at my photo's to see what I did 3 days from now.

Glitches in the Matrix - Sick