This is What I Did to Skittles Last Friday Night

I laughed very hard at this video, and so will you!

Office Beatz!

This song is irresistible. I like how they chopped up the beat.


Mmm word download

Office Musik - Pretty Sick

I Need a Dollar

This is the theme music to How to Make it in America, which is a decent show if you like shows about humans. Also Kid Cudi is on it and he has some funny moments. Thanks to Chester for turning me onto this song and the show and introducing me to Kael.

After searching extensively for an mmm word download link to this song, I ultimately just bought it on the iTunes store for 99 cents, and if you don't need a dollar then you should buy it too (isn't it funny that in order to buy the song you need a dollar? ROFLCOPTER!)

I Need a Dollar - Sickest Thing Ever

Nauseating

I have a paper and a presentation standing between me and spring break (which will be filled with researching my glorious and groundbreaking thesis), yet I am still dedicated to bringing our legions of readers the latest and greatest on the intergalactic spider web. Check the alternate video for Kid Cudi's Pursuit of Happiness. Biff posted the original version a while back when we were in the midst of our resurgent dominance and wasn't impressed. This is a marked improvement, if you are cool and have been tippin some brews on this Thirsty Thursday (RIGHT BRO!?!?!), be warned shit is mad topsy-turvy.


Alternate Pursuit Of Happiness Vid - Sick

2AM Club - Hurricane

Last night Brundog told me that we haven't been posting enough, so I'm trying to fulfill his every fantasy and post more than 0.7 times per day (although in my defense I'm on spling bleak right now...but I'm also taking a shit).
Evenways, I've been jocking 2AM Club hard ever since I saw them open for Mike Posner in September. If you haven't heard any of their music then I highly recommend you go to their MySpace and bump their tunes. They're great. Lately my main man and co-writer of stand-up comedy Dave D Cup Liss hooked me up with the studio version of "Hurricane," which is obviously in heavy rotation in the Sebring tape deck. There isn't a studio version available on YouTube, but just listen to this shoddily recorded live version and imagine to yourself how great it would be to possess and listen to the good version.

The hook on this song is more infectious than swine flu mixed with HIV. Soooo sick bro. I love it, and once 2AM Club releases an album of material, I will listen to it and love it because their music makes me smile and sing along.
Big ups D Cup!

"Hurricane" - Sickest Thing Ever

New Kings Like Us

It's been a minute since our friends from the 606 have hit us up with some new material, but this shit has been floating around the underground for a while, it's just a matter of people posting the songs on YouTube so we can embed them into our awesome blog. Here's the newest Kings Like Us jam:

I like this song so much I wanna take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant.

All I Think About - Sooo sick
There is no mmm word download for this track, but it's available upon request, so if you want it then send me a fax.

These Guys Do Not Smoke Weed

This song leaked last night and is off of Cudi's upcoming album Cudder. He said his next album would be a bit more playful compared to MOTM. Cudi claimed this isn't a final mix so enjoy it for what it is. This is the second collabo between these two straight edges. The first was called "That Tree" and continues their steadfast opposition of marijuana. Both songs benefit the most from Cudi's infectious hooks. Don't listen to the always intelligent YouTube commenters, Dre did not produce this.

Mmm Word Download

I Do My Thing - Sick

LQTM

New Drake Single

I like this song a lot. You will too. Thank me later.



Over - Sooo sick

SNL Might Be Funny This W'kend

The Amy Adams one made me LOL. Goooooooo Zick Giflinaskimpski!

Is This Caption Correct?

Mmm word click.

I have three midterms due at sunset today, so I'm going to go jump down an elevator shaft. Happy Hump Day friendsicles. Go hump a sofa.

Like That Bron Bron?

Daaaaaaaaaamn he got up in it!

Baseball is Coming--BASEBALL IS COMING!

Our cynical, media-fighting friends over at Deadspin do still occasionally write about sports, even if it's only a contribution from the man who started it all, Will Leitch. In anticipation of the upcoming baseball season (It's coming. Ohhh praise Allah it's coming. BBQ's at my house every day!), Leitch is writing a blurb about each team every day. Today was the Red Sox's day, and his column is glowing. Here's an excerpt:

At the beginning of the last decade, the Red Sox outfield consisted of Troy O'Leary, Carl Everett and Trot Nixon, and the first baseman was Brian Daubach. Today, the Red Sox go about three guys deep at every position, leaving nothing to chance. (The Red Sox are so deep, you expect them to attempt a line change in the fourth inning.) They are an enterprise now. They manufacture championships, even when they don't. No longer is the torture and pain around. In 2000, they were Daniel Plainview, ravaging the land for oil, breaking his leg, striving, failing, hungry. In 2010, they are Daniel Plainview, alone in their castle, lost from who he once was but still searching ... but just searching in a massive mansion with a bowling alley. The Red Sox are who they always were. They just have a bigger house now. The Red Sox traded up.

One suspects the fans, the true fans, would have it no other way. The Red Sox turned into what their most diehard fans wanted them to be all along: A simple dominant team unencumbered by history, megalomania over misery. I'd make that trade. Wouldn't you?

It's pretty amazing to think about how far this team has come. That we used to think we were fielding a title team with John Valentin at third and Jeff Frye at second is pretty astounding considering how unreal the team is now. Here's the whole essay if you want to read it. I'm sure Deadspin will appreciate the increase in traffic.

Baseball season - Greatest Thing of All-Time (The Departed)

PS, The girl across from me in the library is video chatting with someone, mouthing words and gesticulating wildly at her computer--completely silently. It's pretty funny.

AdSense is Fucking Us Over

This is the advertisement that is currently displayed on our blog by Google's automated content personalizer:Are you kidding me Google AdSense? We blog about fucking hip-hop and basketball and our only female reader is my made-up girlfriend. You expect us to peddle make-up for you? Come on, give us some ads that are like "FREE TICKET PACKAGE TO HIP-HOP CONCERT AND BASKETBALL GAME" or some shit. Please. How am I ever going to pay off my CentSports gambling debts if I can't even make 12 cents a day off of my blog?

Jay Electronica Gives Drake an Emphatic Co-sign

I obviously re-tweeted this because it makes me happy and is awesome. People who hate on Drake are just stupid idiot jerk haters. What's funny is that most of the people who hate on Drake are the very same "hip-hop heads" who grovel for a taste of Jay Electronica's emissions (OMG HE RAPS OVER MOVIE SCORES AND HE ISN'T EVEN FAMOUS!!!). Drake isn't going anywhere, and perhaps you should listen to him RAP before judging him FOR HAVING A FUCKING HIT. God forbid a rapper should become successful. What a sell-out!
Here's a song that Drake absolutely SLAYS because he's good at rapping:

Oh yeah, that and THE ENTIRE COMEBACK SEASON MIXTAPE YOU FUCKING IGNORANT IDIOTS.
PS, Who cares how much rapping actually occurs on So Far Gone (although there is a healthy enough amount to keep the lyricists happy)? That shit is a fucking masterpiece. Listen to it from beginning to end. It's not "for the ladies." It's for people who want to hear music that is good as fuck.