Hey everyone! Remember the other day when I hyped that new Chagrina/3 jam, "Ugg Love?" Well that was hypothetical, because the one I linked to was the leaked version, and now the official-ticial version is available so listen to it and if you want it then IM me so I can send it to you!!! This shit is fire.
Great stuff. The Chagrina is good, although he never gets the credit that he deserves. Also he does everything in one take. Just kidding and stuff.
Here's that new new new shit, "(Still) Outta My Mind." It's Big Stache featuring Kings Like Us & Chagrina, with Stache himself handling the boards. This is like "Swagga Like Us." That's the level of talent involved. Every verse is fire, and the beat is obviously the greatest beat ever (yes Kanye, it's even better than "The People").
Thursday, May 7, 2009
BREAKING: Manny Ramirez is a Kbrbrkrbr
OMG OMG OMG guys have you heard the news? Manny Ramirez has been suspended 50 games by MLB after a positive PED test. Great stuff!We all thought that Manny was one of the only clean players left, but it turns out that he's not. This raises so many questions: Was he juicing with the Red Sox? How will this affect the Dodgers, who were considered the best team in the NL? What should I eat for lunch?
This is going to get a shitload of media attention, and it's a good thing that SportsCenter is live now so that I can spend the next 3 hours listening to 50 different analysts say the same thing.
This is going to send shockwaves throughout the earth.
Meanwhile, Jason Bay is quietly outperforming every other outfielder in the AL.
Eddie House Tops of His GTOAT Night with an Even GTOATer Interview
That's what happen when you start bustin somebody ass.
Couldn't have said it better myself. The best, Jerry, the best.
Ron Artest Has Seen Things That You and I Haven't
So apparently, back in the day (which was a Tuesday, by the way), Ron Artest saw his friend/pickup teammate get stabbed thru the heart with a table leg, not unlike the way one would kill a vampire.
Do you think it was called a flagrant 2?
"It took me a while to realize that's not what the league is about." Indeed, Ron, the league is not about stabbing people thru the heart with table legs. Imagine if the chairs at the Palace at Auburn Hills were made of wood...that brawl would have been a little messier.
Regardless, I like Ron Artest probably more than 99% of the players in the NBA, because his hair is on-point and he gets up in Kobe's grill.
Do you think it was called a flagrant 2?
"It took me a while to realize that's not what the league is about." Indeed, Ron, the league is not about stabbing people thru the heart with table legs. Imagine if the chairs at the Palace at Auburn Hills were made of wood...that brawl would have been a little messier.
Regardless, I like Ron Artest probably more than 99% of the players in the NBA, because his hair is on-point and he gets up in Kobe's grill.
Rajon's Coming-out Party
I think we're watching the coronation of the best point guard in the Eastern Conference. The Celtics have played nine games, and Rondo already has three triple doubles. He usually gets them by half-time. At this point, it's a surprise when he doesn't have a triple double. How many players other players in the NBA have turned the triple double into a pedestrian statistical achievement? The answer is zero.
Oh, also, there's this:
I could watch that all day.
Oh, also, there's this:
I could watch that all day.
Drizzzzyyyy
I may be a bit behind on the Drake bandwagon, but better late than never as they say. Biff acts like he all but gave birth to Drake and that he put him on to the entire globe, but it should be noted that I listened to the gem of the mixtape, So Far Gone, far before Drake was hyped on this blog. I just didn't realize it's greatness until now. I will get to to actual tape in a second, but first I must display the beauty of one song in particular. Congratulations was a bonus cut off the tape so it's possible that even loyal Drake followers haven't heard this song. It's just one of those songs that takes over your life for a certain period of time, I'll get out of the way and let Drake take over the show.
The lines, "I'm still myself, suicide bars I kill myself," might be the most beautiful six seconds of music that I've ever heard. Drizzy ups his swag to levels Kanye can't even see on his SLU verse with the line, "my reality is brighter than your dreams are, i got your dream girl ridin in your dream car." Shit is fucking fire. He even gets introspective and lays it down in the third verse, "i got the key to happiness and all the copies." The Coldplay sample really compliments this anthem perfectly and Drake kills it with his crystal clear flow. Now onto the full tape.
This is easily the best mixtape released by any current Frosh rapper, that I've heard. I wrote on Biff's wall that it was a "seductive masterpiece." There's just something enchanting about the whole album, it's good enough to be called that. Sonically it is amazing. The subject matter of the album isn't exactly the most diverse, he spends most his time tellin tales of his lady troubles and successes. This could be classified as female music, but there's enough rapping 16's on here to keep me interested. His debut, Thank Me Later, can't come soon enough. Drake takes the cake as best 09er in my book solely off this tape.
Congratulations- Sickest Thing Ever
So Far Gone- Sooo Sick
The lines, "I'm still myself, suicide bars I kill myself," might be the most beautiful six seconds of music that I've ever heard. Drizzy ups his swag to levels Kanye can't even see on his SLU verse with the line, "my reality is brighter than your dreams are, i got your dream girl ridin in your dream car." Shit is fucking fire. He even gets introspective and lays it down in the third verse, "i got the key to happiness and all the copies." The Coldplay sample really compliments this anthem perfectly and Drake kills it with his crystal clear flow. Now onto the full tape.
This is easily the best mixtape released by any current Frosh rapper, that I've heard. I wrote on Biff's wall that it was a "seductive masterpiece." There's just something enchanting about the whole album, it's good enough to be called that. Sonically it is amazing. The subject matter of the album isn't exactly the most diverse, he spends most his time tellin tales of his lady troubles and successes. This could be classified as female music, but there's enough rapping 16's on here to keep me interested. His debut, Thank Me Later, can't come soon enough. Drake takes the cake as best 09er in my book solely off this tape.
Congratulations- Sickest Thing Ever
So Far Gone- Sooo Sick
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
The House is on Fire
Is anybody in the NBA cooler than Eddie House? 22 points on 9 of 10 shooting at the end of the third, and he just got Rafer Alston suspended for game 3 because he told him that his own son pulls more tail than Rafer could even dream of. I look for Eddie to keep shamelessly jacking and draining unreasonable 3's, and to keep antagonizing the Magicals, who are falling apart right in front of our eyes. They won game 1 because the Celtics were tired and played like a sloppy soup sandwich, but tonight they're back to business as usual (also, they're up 22 after three quarters WITHOUT Paul Pierce, who has been in foul trouble all night). Rajon had his customary half-time triple double, and Ray Ray is knocking down catch and shoot jumpers like it's his job (which it is). This is Celtics basketball at its best.Eddie House tonight - Greatest Thing of All-Time (The Departed)
The Magic in big games when their opponents are actually trying - Shitty
PS Does it not look right now like Dwight Howard is our generation's Patrick Ewing? The guy disappears in big spots, and you can't go to him in crunch time because he has one move. Also, I love how all of the Magic's "good players" piss their pants every time they touch the ball in a big spot. He-do Turkey-glue has one really stupid go-to move, which is his patented fade-away step back 29-foot jumper, which is the same move that I use in pickup ball when I want to get my shot off, and I'm just as effective as He-do (i.e., the shot goes in once every twenty times, but I get a shitload of glory and credit when it does). The more I see of this Magic team in the post-season, the more I dislike them. They're fun during the regular season, when Dwight can crack fart jokes and dunk his way to a 59-win season, but they just do not have what it takes. They're just ringtone rappers: Soulja Boy to the Celtics' Jay-Z.
PPS, How lame does this TNT "Hawthorne" series look? You know, the one with Will Smith's wife? You know you've fallen off when you're doing a drama series on TNT. Look at the others on their drama roster: Zack Morris, the mom from Malcolm in the Middle, and Kyra Sedgwick, whose claim to fame is...being on a TNT drama series. Saigon.
The Black Eyed Peas Used to Be Legit?
I discovered this in the fall while I was perusing Wikipedia, and it sort of made me feel slightly surprised in my head. This is a song off of the BEPs second album, entitled "Bridging the Gap," which they released in 2000. They weren't really famous until Fergie joined the group in 2003, because we all know that adding a butter face with a questionable singing voice is the best move that an underground alternative rap group could make.
It's pretty crazy that they've gone from rapping well over Preemo beats and advocating the spread of hip-hop to unadulterated Euro-pop garbage like this, but that's the nature of the beast, as they say.
It's pretty crazy that they've gone from rapping well over Preemo beats and advocating the spread of hip-hop to unadulterated Euro-pop garbage like this, but that's the nature of the beast, as they say.
Flooding the Nyle
I've never heard of Nyle, but judging by this video, the man has some skills.
The fact that all of this was done live really just blows my mind. They made this video in one take. Wow. Real recognize real, as they say.
"Dudes actin' like they street when they barely sidewalk."
Nyle "Let the Beat Build" - Sickest Thing Ever
The fact that all of this was done live really just blows my mind. They made this video in one take. Wow. Real recognize real, as they say.
"Dudes actin' like they street when they barely sidewalk."
Nyle "Let the Beat Build" - Sickest Thing Ever
Ugg Love!!!
I've been hyping this song for a while, and now it's finally on the cyber-web, thanks to PR director Anjina. Unfortunately, this is the leaked, unmastered version, but it's still more than acceptable, and I've been bumping it in the Sebring non-stop for weeks.
If you want the mp3 so you can jerk off to it then IM me and I will send it to you. I'm still waiting on the final version, but John, aka III, aka 3, aka John, has a lot of homework to do so he can't do fun stuff like make music.
PS Look out for the official Ugg Love remix, featuring Brundogg and Big Stache.
"Ugg Love" - Sickest Thing Ever
If you want the mp3 so you can jerk off to it then IM me and I will send it to you. I'm still waiting on the final version, but John, aka III, aka 3, aka John, has a lot of homework to do so he can't do fun stuff like make music.
PS Look out for the official Ugg Love remix, featuring Brundogg and Big Stache.
"Ugg Love" - Sickest Thing Ever
Kiss Me Thru the Blog
This new video that Mike Posner posted on YouTube is pretty boring. It pretty much just shows how awesome it is to be him, because he gets to perform and then get wasted with hot girls who want to lick his tip. Regardless, I was drawn in by the snippet at the beginning. Listen to it
OMG WHEN IS HE GOING TO RELEASE THE FULL VERSION OF THAT SONG?!?!?!!?
I obviously hate Soulja Boy because he's a shameless ring-tone rapper (although Bruno da Don tells me that he's actually good at rapping sometimes, but we've never seen that in public), I really really really really like the beat and the hook to "Kiss Me Thru the Phone," because it's catchy as shit and I like getting fucked thru the phone. But just imagine Mike Posner getting on that beat and straight MURDERING it, because that's obviously what he's going to do and all I want is to download that song please Mike for the love of god release that song to the public. If anyone can find it, you will win Sebring Googler of the Year. Thanks friends!!
OMG WHEN IS HE GOING TO RELEASE THE FULL VERSION OF THAT SONG?!?!?!!?
I obviously hate Soulja Boy because he's a shameless ring-tone rapper (although Bruno da Don tells me that he's actually good at rapping sometimes, but we've never seen that in public), I really really really really like the beat and the hook to "Kiss Me Thru the Phone," because it's catchy as shit and I like getting fucked thru the phone. But just imagine Mike Posner getting on that beat and straight MURDERING it, because that's obviously what he's going to do and all I want is to download that song please Mike for the love of god release that song to the public. If anyone can find it, you will win Sebring Googler of the Year. Thanks friends!!
Monday, May 4, 2009
Halo 3 Invincibility Cheat!!!!!!!!!!
I did exactly what this video said and it worked!! Even if you don't play Halo 3 you need to watch this video because it really works!!!
This Is Absolutely Horrifying
Christ Jesus this will give me nightmares for months. Em may actually be a serial killer. I am quite frightened of him and if I ever saw him in real life would most likely run in full speed the other way. I mean the people who say Asher is biting Em, are just completely vindicated here. It's obvious Ash was tryna recreate the 3Am vid with this. Could it be any more blatant. Create your own lane Ash... jeeezsh.
3Am Vid- Soooo Scary
Saturday, May 2, 2009
Possibly Mentally Challenged Random White Kid Shits On Kanye
Seriously this kid is dope as fuck. It's only a matter of time before Jay is calling Ronald Jenkees for a beat on BP3. Who the fuck is Ronald Jenkees? Well he's the hottest new (half retarded) producer on the planet. Everything from his "hello youtubes" catchphrase to his fresh(as fuck) hats just exudes awesomeness. Just check this shit immediately.
The hip hop part was undoubtedly ill, but that techno shit just brought it to the next level. Even he couldn't hold his composure when he started banging his head and shit, cause he knew he had just crafted the song of the fucking century. Biff wishes he had these skills. Now that you are all undoubtedly on that Ronald Jenkees tip, you should go to his YouTube page, and check all of his other mindblowing beats, which I have so kindly linked you to right.... here.
Ronald Jenkees- Soooo Sick
The hip hop part was undoubtedly ill, but that techno shit just brought it to the next level. Even he couldn't hold his composure when he started banging his head and shit, cause he knew he had just crafted the song of the fucking century. Biff wishes he had these skills. Now that you are all undoubtedly on that Ronald Jenkees tip, you should go to his YouTube page, and check all of his other mindblowing beats, which I have so kindly linked you to right.... here.
Ronald Jenkees- Soooo Sick
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