OMG OMG OMG guys have you heard the news? Manny Ramirez has been suspended 50 games by MLB after a positive PED test. Great stuff!We all thought that Manny was one of the only clean players left, but it turns out that he's not. This raises so many questions: Was he juicing with the Red Sox? How will this affect the Dodgers, who were considered the best team in the NL? What should I eat for lunch?
This is going to get a shitload of media attention, and it's a good thing that SportsCenter is live now so that I can spend the next 3 hours listening to 50 different analysts say the same thing.
This is going to send shockwaves throughout the earth.
Meanwhile, Jason Bay is quietly outperforming every other outfielder in the AL.
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