Surprisingly, David Ortiz went yard in the Red Sox 8-3 win over the Blue Jays yesterday. It will be a mere 150 at bats before his next homer. It saddens me that I have to make light of this situation that is, in reality, causing me much distress. I love David Ortiz, and would gladly bear his children. Seeing him become the joke of the league makes me want to bite my pillow(whatever the hell that means). Anyone heard from Louis? He taking the summer off from this shit? Guess I'll have to continue to treat the crick like some shoulder pads.
David Ortiz This Year- Really Shitty
Thursday, May 21, 2009
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