Hey Hey Hey

This is the new Drake single off of Gracias Luego, produced by that famous guy Kanye Opposite of East:

This beat is on some 808 shit, the drums especially. Maybe I'm old fashioned but I've been updating my resume to this song all night, mostly in my sleep. I mean here's the thing: you can't say it's a BAD song because obviously the beat and hook stay in your brain forever. "I'm more than just an option" is arguably my favorite line from any Drake song that is called "Find Your Love." (Get it?)
Evenways, I really feel like at this point Drake is just inviting the haters to tear him apart. Like, if I hated Drake (WHICH I DON'T PARTY IT UP BRO!!!) this song would be my fucking thesis about why: no substance, just stupid crooning, no actual lyrics (is there a verse in this song?), blah blah blah dar dar donker. But the thing is, I love Drake, and I LOVE THIS SONG. I mean it has its obvious shortcomings, and I was expecting a lot more when I heard Kanye + Aubrey but like srsly maybe I'm old fashioned but I fucking love it. I wish there was more going on and I wish it was 100 minutes long instead of 3 but still I like it so much and I'm sorry. Skittles expressed his disappointment to me in a textual message earlier today, and although I love him with all my heart (waaaaaaaaaay homo), sometimes I just have to disagree with him and just go update my resume to Drake. I love this song and I hope Drake finds my heart (even waaaaaaaaaayer homo) and Thank Me Later will be fabo.

Mmm word download

Find Your Love - Sooo sick

Keep Bloggin' While I'm Mind Bogglin'

I honestly furrealzies cannot stop listening to this. EVERY SINGLE FUCKING LINE IS FUCKING FIRE. FIIIIIIRRRRRRREEEEEEEE. F-I-R-E.


"Flow so wet I'ma take this beat tobogganin'"
"It'll never be my chair that you own/Crown so tight that it cuts off circulation to the brain/No oxygen, other words there's no air (heir) to the throne"
"Trying to give me the finger is kinda like giving a spider the web/I'm just gonna spin it and try and use it to my advantage/I catch a fly in that bitch, you think you fly you just food/I give as much of a flying fuck as that Superman dude'

Mmm word download

Despicable - Greatest Thing of All-Time (The Departed)

BITCH I GOT THAT FLAAAAME!!!!

Here we go, J. Cole's first single, "Who Dat:"

OMFFFFFFG. Seriously, this song fucking busts so hard I can't even contain myself. This is the fucking street single; just imagine how fucking hot the second single is going to be. It's impossible not to bump this song a 1.21 gigawatts and bob your head. This shit makes me get out my chair and just bounce. The beat sounds like some vintage Timbaland but with the dope Elite drums that we heard on Heartache. Elite's beats are fucking nuts and I hope he blows up. All day I've just been repeating the hook to myself in my head (rthtmimh). Also the lyrics are fucking BINOCULARS. "Anything you can do I can do better/And any chick you can screw I can get wettaaaaah." OMG!!! He does indeed got that flame. This song blew my fucking mind. As I said when I posted the live performance of this song, I've never been more excited for an album of music.

Mmm word download

Who Dat - Greatest Thing of All-Time (The Departed)

PS, Is the third verse a Drake diss????? Happy B.o.B day!!!

Lasers Is Fucked... But Awesome

Ummm, these songs are incredibly awesome. The Neptunes are back on their grizzly like a bearskin rug. Lupe has said countless times Lasers is his best work, but this album is at the mercy of blogs. Lupe submitted the album to Atlantic LONG ago, yet they are fucking dinkboxes and won't give it a release date. These vids will probably be taken down soon so listen quickly.

P.S. - Dwayne Wade is good at basketball.

These Songs - Sickest Thing Ever
Atlantic Records - Really Shitty

More B.o.b.

This isn't off the album, but the beat is FIYAH! B.o.b. or T.I.P. youknowhatimsayin man you be the judge...which would be the better acronym for the song? But you know what though, either way its Grand Hustle.



Mmm word download

Not Lost - sooo sick

Leak Sesh!

Album leak! Expect a Biff update once he's done doing whatever he's doing with his life these days.

Mmm word download

Here's another. It's a bonus track off the album.



Mmm word download

ROFLCOPTER!!!

This commercial has a very long setup, but holy shit is the punch-line worth it.

Where can I get one of these beers!??!?!

Airplanes Pt. 2 (Feat. Eminem)

I can't find any videos that can be embedded so unfortunately we're going to have to take a rare step and direct traffic AWAY from the blog (NOOOO). Click here to listen to and mmm word download these flames all in one.
Eminem's verse is fucking amazing. I can't say enough just how ridiculous this album is going to be.

Airplanes Pt. 2 - Greatest Thing of All-Time (The Departed)

I'm Late on This Song BUT...

...that doesn't mean it's bad. Bruno Mars on the hook, christ jesus he slays it again. I was never really into Gym Class Heroes, but people used to tell me that their songs were good, and Travie does a good job on this one so maybe I should start listening to them more.

Also I really want Bruno to come out with some solo shit, because I would be very very very interested in listening to it given how awesome he's been on every song. Also I did some research and learned that Bruno is one half of The Smeezingtons, who are a production duo that produced this song AND Nothin On You. Now I really want Bruno to make his own songs I MEAN COME ON BRO!

Mmm word download

PS BONUS ROUND!
Here's a video of Bruno and Travie doing the song live and OMFG Bruno has the voice of an angel (as I said a couple weeks ago).


Billionaire - SIckest Thing Ever

Has B.o.B Made it or Has B.o.B Made it?

It's nice to know that a guy as talented as Bobby can explode as big as he has based on merit alone. Nothin on You was certified platinum last week, and it's still the only thing standing in the way of Airplanes and the number one spot on iTunes. If you haven't listened to Airplanes yet then you should because it gives me a massive 8======D.
The Adventures of Bobby Ray is going to be the album of the year. Like fucking Man on the Moon caliber. I don't see how he can even make a bad song at this point. I'm actually going to buy the album and CHRIST JESUS I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT!!

Oh BOY

And now this just came out :-)



I don't really have time to listen right now but I'm really excited to later tonight.

BIFF UPDATE: I just listened to this song and was going to blog about it and maybe say it's wack but luckily Skittles was working the day shift today and HOLY MOTHER FUCK THIS SONG IS FUCKING AMAZING AND THE ADVENTURES OF BOBBY RAY IS GOING TO BE SO GOOD THAT I'MA BUY IT TWICE!

Hey Scotty, what's been up man how's your daughter?

Mmm word download
Past My Shades - SIckest Thing Ever

Drake you got 'em right?

"Bills everywhere, trill everything/And Drake just stand for Do Right And Kill Everything"...so good they had to play it twice!!!

Mmm word download

All Night Long - Sick

And I Can't Forget That Tree

This came out Thursday. I like it.



That Tree music video - Sick

This Song Will Be Good

Lupe has been performing new songs off Lasers in all of his shows lately. Skittles and I were lucky enough attend one of those and see the above song performed live. Unfortunately it was a concert so we obviously couldn't hear shit. This is the first video that gives you an idea of how fucking awesome this song is going to be. I mean just look at Lupe's veins. Hopefully performing this live doesn't result in a pulmonary embolism for Lupe, that would be sad.

Enjoy the weekend y'all. Enjoy the concert Biff (fuck you! you fucking prick I was supposed to go!!!!!)

Ball (Still) Don't Lie?

As much as I hate to give one of Bill Simmons's generally asinine opinions any credence, Sheed does suck dick at playing basketball effectively. He's shooting fucking 28 PERCENT FROM THREE. Also he is the best offensive rebounder on the other team. The Celtics are not as good as they used to be. Can't we just euthanize Sheed?

This Song Is SOOOOO Old!

Only yesterday did I download Shwayze's most recent album because he will be opening the concert that I am attending on Friday, so admittedly I'm late on these jams (But if my mom heard them when they came out why wouldn't she show me? Doesn't she know how much I like rap?) that came out over the summer, but hey it's not like I just found out about Bob Dylan right?!?! Evenways, this song has been blowing up my iPod earbuds:
I love it!!!! It's a great springtime jam, and no doubt it's finna be bumping in the Sebring and on my shower playlist indefinitely. I highly recommend copping the entire album.

B.o.B - Airplanes

Here's the newest jam off of The Adventures of Bobby Ray. This album is going to be dope as fuck. Every song that's been released off of it has been straight fuego. B.o.B is a talented hombre.

Why does Jon Lester suck so badly at throwing baseballs?

Airplanes - Sooo Sick

Over Video

I love this song. This video was decent as well. CAN I DOOOOOOOO THAT!?!??!?!?!

Over Video - Pretty Sick

Sam Adams Is Blowing Up Whether You Like It Or Not

Here he is featured on women's answer to ESPN, the E! Channel:

Even Mike Posner hasn't been on E! This is crazy bro!

J. Cole's First Single?!?!?!

Here's a video of J. Cole performing what is allegedly the first single off of his upcoming album (which has been given a pre-season GTOAT rating). This shit bumps even when you listen to it with the wack live audio shit!

DAAAAAAYUM HE GOES IN!!!! I have never been more excited for an album of hip-hop music.

Who Dat - Sickest Thing Ever

Do You Think Robin Thicke Remembers This?

Sick bike bro!

Cooler Than Me Single Mix

This is the version of Cooler Than Me that they play on the radio and I do not like it as much as the original and I AM MAD ABOUT IT!


Cooler Than Me Single Mix - Shitty

Bruno Mars is the Best Singer Ever

Obviously I haven't watched MTV Spring Break since I was like 12 and thought it was the greatest thing ever because there were tons of hot biddies in bikinis getting sloppy soup sandwiched and making out with each other. Those days are over (thanks to websites that offer that kind of material on demand and MUCH MORE GRAPHIC), but I still flip over to MTVU once in a while because it actually plays music videos (most of which suck, but sometimes you'll get a good one).
Evenways, I was lucky enough to switch over to the channel in question when they showed this live performance by B.o.B aka Bobby Ray aka Robby Bay aka B.o.Bello and Bruno Mars. Bruno kills the hook super hard on the studio version of this song, but I was pretty blown away by just how good he sounded live. Give it a listen (it's out of sync but the audio is really all that matters):

He slayed it, especially the breakdown at the end. I hope Bruno becomes the new Nate Dogg (minus the clogged arteries and borderline insanity) and just starts crooning every hook on every rap record, because christ jesus the man has the voice of an angel (way homo).

New B.O.B. - Don't Let Me Fall

This is the intro to Bobby's upcoming debut. The production value on this album is going to be very high. Nothing On You, Satellite, and this are all confirmed tracks on the album, which will feature an All-Star lineup of Lupe, Eminem, and TI. The release date of April 27th can't come fast enough, aka the album will be on the internet in a weeks time or so. This song certainly makes me even more psyched for the BOB/Lupe concert I will be attending tomorrow. I excite!

Don't Let Me Fall - Sick

Vampire Weekend - Giving Up The Gun

I've been jocking this song ever since VW's second (and definitely not as good) album came out, but at the time I wasn't blogging as much as I should. This video gives me mixed feelings (although RZA is in it which definitely makes it way cooler than if John Goodman had been in it, but also one of the awful Jonas Brothers is in it too so there goes the coolness), and it really seems that the Vampire Weekend guys are going out of their way to try and convince everyone that they're way too lame to be taken seriously as a band that makes actual good music. They're not fooling me. INDIE ROCK RULES!

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go smoke cigarettes and say cynical things with my pretentious friends.

I Need a Dollar Video

Great song, but that video bored the fuck out of me.

Sam Adams - Driving Me Crazy Video

I really don't care what anyone thinks of this dude, if you say you don't enjoy listening to this song then you're simply a liar. I get it, "Oh he's a bitch," "Oh, he's white," "Oh he sucks at rapping." Whatever. He's living the dream and it's pretty amazing that a regular white kid from Boston can blow up as big as he has. It's like if me or one of our readers got super famous. Obviously we'd all be doing the exact same thing.
Also James said Sam Adams is a bitch, and yet James is the same person who was jocking SPIZZY SPOSE(!?!?!?). That's logical. This song is irresistible; even Steve likes it (FUCK YOU STEVE!).
The video isn't the best video I've seen since breakfast, but the song is super duper good. Also he got to rub up on mad hot biddies, so I'm sure he's not mad.

HAS SEAN KINGSTON EVER MADE A BAD SONG?

It doesn't hurt that JR Rotem (Whatcha Say, Replay, In My Head, every song that you've ever liked) produced this track. This is going to be bumping in the Sebring effective immediately.

Mmm word download

She Moves - Soooo sick