Cavs Maintain Torrid Pace

The Bron and the Cavs are reeling after a 101-91 loss to the Toronto Bargnanis. Obviously LeBron is the man and had a triple-double, but unfortunately that couldn't make up for the fact that Delonte West was in jail and Shaq was his usual overweight ineffective self, dropping a solid 12-7 all over the Raptors faces. But hey, even though he slows you down in transition and isn't even a viable second option anymore, at least he can defend Dwight Howard in the playoffs right? Then again, so could Pharoah Perk, and he's neither an attention hog nor a ball hog; he's just an idiot.
Meanwhile, back at the ranch, the Celtics went about their business and beat last year's ACC runners-up, the Charlotte Bobcats, 201-12. I bet the Cavs wish they could have a balanced scoring attack like this. I bet they also wish that they hadn't traded for an overweight, overrated, washed-up Twitter-fiend. But that is the way of the universe.
At this rate the Celtics will cruise to a share of the one seed, at 82-0, while the Cavs look lottery-bound at an 0-82 pace. One can only hope.