Thursday, October 29, 2009

What's Wrong with the Yankees?

Oh, right. Your ballpark is 12 feet to right field and you're facing some of the best left-handed hitters in the game. Whoops. Whatever, they got Derek JEET-ah captain for a REEZ-ahn. Unfortunately that reason is a media creation and not something earned by producing on the field since the 2001 World Series (which the Yankees lost, by the way). But don't worry, AJ Burnett's 1.40 WHIP and league-leading BB total will definitely stop the bleeding! If the Phils jump on Burnett tonight, this series won't even come back to New York.
But don't worry New York, Jay-Z still wrote a song about your green tomatoes. Also, you'll always have 2000.

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