Fuck Me Right?

I'm still fuming over the Pats loss. What irks me most is that the media is going to fawn all over Peyton and grovel at his balls. He's going to get the biggest fucking BJ of all time, despite that fact that Tom Brady owned this game for 56 minutes, and Peyton did most of his SUPER CLUTCH OMG HE'S SO CEREBRAL LOOK AT ALL THE FUCKING AUDIBLES HE CALLS HOLY SHIT LOOK HOW GOOD HE IS MAKING PIERRE GARCON LOOK work against a prevent defense that has been proven time and again to NEVER EVER EVER WORK.
If the Pats had converted that fourth down we'd all be sitting here jerking off Bill Belichick. As it stands, apparently, he's "no longer a genius" which doesn't make sense, because the Pats actually game planned for that game pretty fucking amazingly and had it won several times. Peyton did not look like his usually getting a blowie from Peter King and Trent Dilfer self, and Tom was slicing the Colts apart.
Bottom line: the Patriots had the Colts beat on the road. The Patriots are looking just as dangerous as 2007, only this time their secondary (when they aren't playing prevent and shitting their pants) is good. These two teams will meet again, and we can only hope that the Pats are pissed off enough to actually put a nail in the coffin, because we all know YOU DON'T GIVE PEYTON MANNING THE BALL BACK WITH ANY AMOUNT OF TIME ON THE CLOCK!!!! HE'S TOO GOOD, HE'S SOOOOOO CEREBRAL!!! HE'S BEEN ON THE COVER OF SI LIKE 20 TIMES, NONE OF WHICH HAVE BEEN ABOUT MODELING!! HE CALLS SOOOOOO MANY PLAYS AT THE LINE!!!!
On the bright side, the Patriots have the Jets at home this weekend, which means the Jets will talk, and the Pats (who were not good yet in Week 2 AND were missing Wes Welker) will eviscerate them. I would hate to be the Jets defense next week, because you're going to be embarrassed.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go read books for the next seven days.

PS,
How bad was this spot?