Metacricket Mortal Lock: Nov 7

Since yesterday's locks panned out so well, we're gonna go ahead and hit you all with round 2. If we keep up this pace, we'll lose our AdSense earnings by the end of the weekend. But that's okay, because Filly still knows how to finagle the system and score us mad bank anyway. Without further adieu about nothing, here we are:Denver is GETTING POINTS against Atlanta????? OMFG OMFG OMFG PUT IT ALL ON THIS GAME!!!! Both teams are playing the second leg of a back-to-back tonight, except Atlanta took a massive dump in their pants last night against the Charlotte Sean Mays, while Denver at least looked like they were trying against a Miami team that can win any night that Dwyane Wade shows up alive (also if Jermaine O'Neal goes 8-11 from the field ever again for the rest of his life then I will, like, do something crazy to show how improbable it is that he could do it twice).
So the point is that we should ride 'Melo until the cows come home, especially if his team is inexplicably getting three fucking points against a schizophrenic Hawks team that relies on hot streaks from JAMAL CRAWFORD for their scoring. Watching Atlanta play offense last night was like watching my Duke intramural team play offense, only we actually had a go-to option, whereas the Hawks so clearly are not ready to take the next step because Mike Bibby is the only person who I would actually trust taking a shot on that team, and he hasn't been that kind of option since 2002.
That is my rant. Take the Nug-Nugs. Enjoy your Saturday. I'll be swimming in the homework, come and find me...NEMO.