Metacricket Mortal Lock

We are going to try and make this a "regular" "segment" on the "blog," so every time I take a shit I'll post a lock. Other than the magical 3-match tennis parlay that Filly and I are about to get rich off of, pictured here...
...we will also get very rich after we take the Hawks -2.5 against the Bobcats. Atlanta is 4-1, beat Portland on the road on Tuesday night, and has Marvin Williams, who bought shots of Patron for Kael this summer. Charlotte is awful, although they are coming off of a 79-68 barnburner over New Jersey (a team that is really regretting moving Ryan Anderson). Mmm, delicious. Mark it down for Atlanta. We'll all get rich together.

PS, If you can find Metacricket's favorite former Pac-10 walk-on in the Ryan Anderson link then you win a share of our earnings from the Atlanta bet.