TCU Close to Crashing the BCS

TCU is up to number four in this week's BCS rankings (top 10 are pictured above), which is pretty fucking awesome unless you're a Boise State fan. (I will now borrow a writing technique from Rick Reilly and Bill Simmons: the embarrassingly overwrought and contrived pop culture analogy...) Saying the BCS is flawed is like saying Lindsay Lohan has a slight substance abuse problem! (I just threw up on my keyboard. HOW DOES GRAMMAR WORK IN THE MIDDLE OF A FUCKING SET OF FUCKING PARENTHESES!?!?!?!??!) Imagine how sick it would be to spend December and early January watching COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYOFF GAMES EVERY WEEKEND. Holy shit. How fucking sick would that be? The point has been argued to death. And then argued some more. Let's move past it.
Florida and/or Alabama will lose before the final BCS tally. If Texas loses and TCU and Boise State run the table, we could actually be looking at a mid-major playing for the title. How sick would that be? We're talking Departed sick. Of course, it won't happen because the BCS has more issues than a Spears family therapy session (barf), so we're probably going to be looking at some controversy. Mmm, scrumptious.

PS, Cincinnati is also unbeaten, and if they run the table and Texas loses then they would presumably jump the mid-majors and play in the title game. I would still consider this a mid-major success, because saying the Big East is a "major" football conference is like saying Paris Hilton is a good actress. Zing! Three in one post!