The world is a rough place. I mean you gotta do everything you can to get ahead (Tha Crick gettin deep and philosophical on ya). Especially when it comes to the never ending pursuit of pussy. Which is why I have no problem with the efforts and scheme of Mr. Ryan Ward.
Ward is the doppelganger of the faggy Joba Chamberlain, and he has used this striking resemblance to better his chances with the femininas. Ward claims he has bagged 100 ladies since Joba rose to fame. All the power to you Ryan. I'd probably use the same tactic if I looked exactly like the superior Jonathan Papelbon. The one part of this story that irks me is the fact that it's fat ass Joba Chamberlain. Why would a girl want to get with him in the first place? Nevermind the fact he's a head hunting knubkface with a vendetta against Kevin Youkillis for no apparent reason.(sorry that's the only vid i could find) Another thing that surprises me about the story is the fact that he was thrown in jail for his actions. I realize it's basically identity theft and he was getting free food and girls under false pretenses and what he was doing was ridiculous unethical, but jail? Where's the fun in the world. First the cop stops Barkley from getting a blow-j and now this. Let up a little 5-0.
Ryan Ward's Scheme- Really Sick
Joba Chamberlain- Really Shitty
Cock-Blocking Cops- Worst Thing of all Time
Monday, March 2, 2009
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