Thank You Mike, More Manny Musings (mmm)

Big ups to Mike for posting some great stuff in the middle of receiving an amazing blowj from a totally banging Aussie transvestite. They don't call him Nagasaki Fillyaki for nothing. I have another thought to add to Mike's already sterling analysis of the Manny/Boras masquerade.
The reason that Manny whined like a bitch and didn't try last season in Boston was because he wanted out of his contract, which had 2 years left on it, at somewhere between $40-45 million. Scott Boras is a greedy Deutsche Bank, and encouraged Manny to get out of it so that Corksoaker Scott could get him 4 years and $100 million on the open market. Unfortunately for Scott, everyone on earth was wise to Manny's horseshit, and wasn't willing to commit big money for 4 years to a dude (presumably) on the back end of his career.
So where does Manny stand now? Well, he's getting offers from LA that are EXACTLY THE SAME AS HIS RED SOX CONTRACT WAS AND WOULD HAVE BEEN HAD HE STAYED AND NOT BEEN A TOTAL MALIGNANT FUCKTARD. So Manny passed up the chance to be an enormous beloved star in a town that lives, breathes, and jerks off to baseball on a team that had the best pitching staff in the majors and a consistent commitment to winning. I mean, NESN had a fucking show devoted to Manny being a total idiotic fucktard. New England embraced the shit out of Manny, no matter what he did. Where else would Manny get treatment like that? Where else would Manny be featured in a line-up with 3 of the best hitters in the majors hitting around him? The fans in LA are notoriously lukewarm, and they're obviously going to turn on Manny as soon as he turns down another offer from LA.
For the same amount of money and years that he will inevitably be forced to accept, Manny could be winning championships in a city that would suck his cock daily. Think about last season's ALCS. Would the Sox have lost if they had Manny? No way. It's too bad Scott Boras brainwashed him.

I would also like to note that we are off to an absolutely blazing start to March. If we keep this up then we could possibly pull off the impossible and exceed our record-breaking February output. It's looking promising, considering March contains blog lightning rods like the NCAA Tournament and the NBA stretch run. The only way to find out is to keep checking and reading our shit. Stay tuned mawfuggas.