Last year, Stephen Curry went from nerdy-looking racially ambiguous skinny dorkus to offensive sensation after he exploded in the NCAA Tournament and single-handedly led Davidson to within a c-hair of a Final Fuh berth. His brother, Seth, played at Liberty last season and led all freshmen in the nation, averaging over 20 points per game. Obviously Seth is good as fuck at basketball--possibly even better than his brother--and wants to play somewhere other than "Liberty," which I think plays in the same conference as Justice College and For All University. Well, guess where Seth decided to transfigurate to? You got it, DUKE MOTHERFUNKERZ!!!!!!!! This is fucking amazing news for loser tools like me that root for Puke U. I don't know if you all remember what happened last time Duke had a marginally athletic person who could shoot 3's, but here's just a taste:
I'm not saying that Seth is going to be the next JJ Reddick, but that's sort of what I'm saying. The only difference between Seth and JJ is going to be that Seth is a fucking G, whereas JJ is kind of a tool. I mean just imagine a senior Kyle Singler in the front court and Seth Curry sharing the back court with Nolan Smith. Seriously. That's fucking Final Fuh shit right there. Dick Vitale probably has an enormous boner right now, and I can't even imagine how excited they are in the BME building at Duke. They're probably doing extra celebratory problem sets and popping test tubes.
I'm calling it right now. March 2011 is going to be all Duke. Good luck everyone else!!
Seth Curry to Duke - Sickest Thing Ever
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