It's the King

92 percent of my life is devoted to one cause: proving that LeBron is better than Kobe (the other 8 is divided evenly between buffalo wings, on-line amateur porn, and trying to fit into my jeans). Just give this video a nice little watch and observe just how fucking redonkulous The Bron is. Watch the entire thing. It's worth it.

He was jacking up shots from like 30+ feet away without even thinking, and nailing them. What's so scary is that LeBron is still only like 15 years old (actually 24, but that's still young as fuck), and he's still developing his game. Once he can consistently knock down shots like this then he will be literally unstoppable. Like you won't be able to stop him from scoring. He can force his way into the lane at will, he's strong enough to finish even if you hack him, and he gets pretty much every call. Once he starts shooting like 45% from beyond the arc, we could see his averages hit around 34, 10, and 8. I mean seriously he's that good. Meanwhile, Kobe is declining and once those lame fade-away jumpers and leaners in the lane stop falling for him then we will see him fall off drastically. Kobe is on the back end of his career. The King is only getting started. If the Celtics were to lose in the playoffs, I would want it to be to LeBron, and then I would love to see LeBron absolutely own Kobe in the finals. You know it would happen. Kobe how's Bron's ass taste?
Mad props to Chester for the video--best reader we've got. Mad props to my brain for all the thoughts and the ability to read and write. Mad props to my jeans for fitting this morning.

LeBron James - Greatest Thing of All-Time (The Departed)
Kobe Bryant - Biggest Tool Alive