This Reporter is a Dick

Jim Calhoun ripped this dude a new penis-hole after he tried to get all uppity about his salary:

I'm all for social activism and shit, especially because our economy is fucked and someone should be worried about how badly we're all fucked, but I don't think a post-game press conference with the UConn men's basketball coach is really the place to do it. Jimmy C made sure this dude knew it. What a dick. What newspaper do you think he works for? The Daily Dick? HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! No but seriously he's a douche and we have all resigned ourselves to the fact that athletic employees make way too much money but there's nothing we can do about it because we all keep buying tickets and watching ESPN so let's all just calm down and keep blaming republicans for our problems like we should be.
I said dick 300 times in this post. I bet now our ads will be like, "Want a harder dick?" and "Dick Butkus Memorabilia." Whatever makes your meat loaf.

Jim Calhoun ripping douche reporter a new urethra - Sooo sick