Dwyane Wade has decided to go Nelly on us and not have any Bennett's in his belly (MWBTTO). He recently recieved stitches on his face and has been wearing trendy accessories over it. His new band-aid fad is on the fence between gay and homosexual. It's lose lose I guess. It would be fine if he just said no homo.
At first it was a normal band-aid, then an American flag. Both acceptable. Then it was a blue band-aid with WADE imprinted across it for away games, and a red one with the same WADE across it for home games. Unsatisfactory. We know your name, you're the NBA's leading scorer. You don't need matching band-aids with your name to make you look cool.
Then last night he went over the edge. We know your nickname is flash which is sick because the flash is one of my favorite Mortal Kombat vs. DCU characters, but to have it embedded across the left side of your face during an NBA game is complete homosexuality. Even rapper Lil' Wayne attended last night's game sporting a red band-aid with WADE written across it, and he doesn't even have stitches. Wayne is making a bid for Wade's last spot in his fave-5. In the photograph below, Lil' Wayne is seen sporting the WADE-aid whilst approving million dollar deals from his iphone (not shown).
Also, in Wade's post-game interview last night, he called them Wade-bands. Wade-aid actually rhymes you idiot. Dwyane Wade is still the man though, it just sucks this is happening.
Dwyane Wade's Band-aid fad - Pretty Shitty/Whatever
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