Would You Spend 5 Days In Jail For The Best Blowjob Of Your Life?

In short the answer is yes. The best blowjob of your life is obviously gonna be better than 80% of the sex you have in your life, and considering sex is probably the Greatest Thing Of All-Time (The Departed) we are talking about this being in like the 99th percentile of best things in your life. The question is whether or not you would spend 5 days in jail for it. Just ask Charles Barkley. He was pulled over while driving intoxicated on his way to get some domepiece from a girl who had supposedly given him the best blowjob of his life a week earlier. If I'm the cop, at this point I drive him straight to the girl's place on my own, because I do not condone drunk driving in any way, but you have to respect the rules of men, and that is just a case where you have to make an exception of respecting the rules of society. Barkley never got that blowjob, and that is unfortunate. Would he say it was worth a shot to go get another? We'll never know for sure, but I'd imagine his answer would be yes. He's only gonna be in there for 5 days, which means he'll be in some soft-ass low-security joint, hell he can even get blowjobs there, albeit from a 57-year-old biker dude named Rusty, who probably looks like Steve's dad.

This Decision - Pretty Easy