Well That Turned Out To Be Quite The Game

This years superbowl sucked for the first 3 quarters and I was ready to crown the Steelers the champs before the fourth even started. There were about 478 penalties in the game half of which being personal fouls that just killed any momentum the Cardinals had going. It seemed as if the superbowl was going to be another snoozer, as they usually are. Then the Cardinals offensive coordinator remembered Larry Fitzgerald was on his team and started throwing to him. Fitz had 2 touchdowns in the final quarter and the Cards erased a 20-7 deficit and turned it into a 23-20 lead. Unfortunately for anyone rooting for the cool team Ben Roethlisberger has fucking twinkle toes and avoids sacks like its his job. With two minutes remaining Big Ben eluded another 10 sacks in the final drive and eventually hooked up with Santonio Holmes for a score to put the Steelers ahead, 27-23, with 30 seconds to play. The Cardinals were able to get to about midfield before Kurt Warner fumbled and the Steelers recovered. What I'd like to know is why the fuck the play wasn't challenged. Warners arm may have been coming forward which would have made it a incomplete pass. Replay showed that it was probably a fumble, but it was definitely warranted a look from the men upstairs. If I was an actual Cardinal fan I sure would have been pissed. Anyways Steelers win a sick game 27-23.
Superbowl 43- Sickest Thing Ever

As for the commercials... Superbowl commercials have officially become the most overrated thing of all time. Every year I look forward to them and every year they let me down. This year was no different. The ad team at Bud Light/Budweiser has fell the fuck off. Ever since their classic wazzaaaa and frog commercials they've come up with one worth mentioning... SAUSAGES! They had one decent ad this year where some dude is thrown out a window for suggesting that Bud Light isnt worth buying. Conan was in another one of theirs and it sucked. The marketing staff at Dorritos was on its game, however. The one where the guy throws the snowglobe into the vending machine was probably the best of the night only to be challenged by this. I was even prepared for those 3-d commercials as my main man Sean provided me with some glasses. There was a grand total of one thing that popped out of the screen during the two commercials. Careerbuilder had a decent one where some koala bear gets punched in the face and spills his coffee. NBC hyped up their thursday night line up with a play on the LMAO acronym. To bad The Office no longer makes me LMAO. Pepsi claims to now have a diet soda that men will enjoy, it will obviously suck, but Scotty will probably drink it. GoDaddy succeeded in getting me to go to their website to see if I could really see that girl's tits... they don't show em and thats all you really need to know.

Superbowl Commercials- Shitty