In 2002 and 2003 Jason Richardson was pulling dope ass dunks to win two straight throw a basketball through the rim contests. If Vince Carter was the pioneer of the through the legs dunk than J-Rich was the innovator. He took it to the next level with off the backboard and alley oop to himself through the legs. Obviously it was dope boy fresh as the reaction after this dunk will show you.
That was the height of his career, as he has never been a great player and is currently a member of the setting Suns as their window of opportunity disappears behind the horizon (that was poetic as fuck!). Well something must have ticked him off this weekend. Probably after watching the embarrassing dunk contest he felt so enraged by the fact that those shitty boring dunks could win, when he could pull some ish a gazillion times better than that. This inherent rage and anger had to be let out in some manner. Then he realized the Daytona 500 was on this weekend and decided to take part in his own road race...with his three year old son.
"Phoenix Suns guard Jason Richardson was arrested in Scottsdale after police said he was driving 55 mph above the limit with his unrestrained 3-year-old son in the car."
Honestly dude? We all fucking speed. I've probably gone 30-40 over a few times in my hey day, and you going 55 over doesn't bother me at all. But why the hell did you have to have your son with you? Did he really need to come along for that roller-coaster ride? Even if you have a good excuse, like Barkley did when he said he was going around the corner to get a blowjob, that doesn't mean you couldn't have buckled up your damn son. Just because your slam dunk contest fame is over doesn't mean you should be subjecting your son to this. Slow it down dog.
J-Rich's Dunks - Sooo Sick
J-Rich's Parenting Skills - Really Shitty
Monday, February 16, 2009
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