Knicks Forfeit Celts Game

Breaking: After the astronomical numbers put up by King James and Kobe Bryant in the past week against the Knicks, the team has decided to forfeit its upcoming game against the world champion Celtics. Paul Pierce will be credited with 78 points, Ray Allen with 75, KG 54 and 35 rebounds, Rondo 104 assists, and finally Perkins with 1 point and 8 technical fouls for literally biting Nate Robinson.