So Stump, a 10-year old Sussex spaniel won Best in Show at the Westminster Dog Show a couple days ago, making him the oldest winner ever. For those of you who don't know math--and I know that's most of you--10 years in dog time means that Stump is 70 FUCKING YEARS OLD. So let me get this straight. First Barry Bonds hits 350 home runs between the ages of 37 and 40, then Roger Clemens goes 18-2 at 41, and now Stump, a SEVENTY YEAR OLD DOG wins Best in Show?!?!?!?!? Christ Jesus. Stump is obviously tight with Kirk Radomski or Brian McNamee. Is there even any question that this dog is juicing? What is the world coming to? First the Rod's 'roids turn him into an oompa-loompa, forcing him to confess, and now the winner of the Westminster Dog Show is a juicer. This has gone too far. Why can't Congress stop wasting time on the "stimulus" and start spending more time worrying about regulating sports!!?!?!?!?Steroids in dog competitions - Really shitty
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